by Robert L. Fitzpatrick
Professor Hubert Farnsworth sat there in the audience looking as dejected as a man can be. Another year had passed by, and he had no Venture science medal to show for it. He had worked hard on his latest invention, a laser-operated dog polisher, but it barely got a notice. As if things couldnt get rough enough, Dr. Wernstrom strolled by to take a parting shot at him.
“Why dont you just give it up? If you live to be 200, which is highly unlikely, youll never get a Venture medal.”
Maybe Wernstrom was right…maybe he was just wasting his time.
"Hey, Doc," Brock Sampson asked as he lit up a cigarette, "what's this crazy thing of yours do anyway? It looks like a giant silver beer can."
"It's supposed to open up a door," responded Rusty Venture as he looked up from a control panel. He gav...
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