Behold the first chapter of my Slumdog Millionaire parody.  Fry is a contestant on Morbo's game show Cool Million , and is a mere two questions away from winning a cool million.  Morbo, naturally, suspects that Fry is cheating.  The rest of the story will be vaguely similar to the plot of the movie,...

Thanks for the commentary, Wilde.

Thanks for the feedback, folks.  You're right, I mistakenly put "Theophilus" where I should have put "Thelonius".  Haven't watched Season 13 for a long time. As for why Bart knows the word "knickers", I figured it wasn't too much of a stretch.  Bart, or perhaps I should...

Ralph's "Asparagus Syndrome" is, of course, Asperger's Syndrome.  But you knew that.

Well, just for clarification, can you PM me exactly what it was the sister planned to do with those two spikes? In the story you state decapitation as being the only way to kill a vampire. Angelina stated that Lisa would have to be "restrained" to protect her from the bloodlust.  A vampir...

Thanks for your responses.  I was beginning to think that the fine folks at ff.net weren't happy with the way my story ended, as I had only received one review of my last chapter, which stated, and I quote, "eww."

Since no one has responded yet, I assume you're still reading the story and forming your opinions.

Not bad.  Some funny moments, especially the "Annual Springfield Riot Day" and the ending.

In this Treehouse of Horror story, Lisa discovers that having a vampire for a boyfriend is not as sweet as Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books crack it up to be...in fact, it can literally suck.

Read and enjoy!

Thanks for the review, Spy.  Your opinions mean a great deal to me.

Regarding the ending... I was considering an ending where Fry and Leela proclaimed their love and flew into each other's arms.  However, having recently watched the shipper-friendly season finale of Doctor Who , I found I wasn't in a shippy mood.  Ergo, Fry hooks up with a different girl in the end....

My latest Futurama fic was inspired by the wonderful fact-based film, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly . Synopsis:  Exposure to a toxic chemical leaves Fry completely paralyzed and unable to speak.  He can only communicate by blinking, until Professor Farnsworth comes to his aid with a device that ...

This is a very short story in which Fry gets a second chance with his lost love, Umbriel the Mermaid.

Here are chapters 2 through 4.  Enjoy!

Behold the first chapter of my latest Futurama fic, inspired by the fact-based film The Diving Bell and the Butterfly . Exposure to a toxic chemical leaves Fry completely paralyzed and unable to speak.  He can only communicate by blinking...until Professor Farnsworth comes to his aid with a device t...