And because it's the weekend weekend weekend (we so excited etc), here's chapters 3 - 5:

Well done, Chris, excellent work!

Thanks for the reviews, folks! Chapter two is here...

Hello folks, I've mentioned this in chat recently - I've been working on a fic based on the Beetlejuice cartoon. My daughter has recently discovered this and, as anyone who's experienced a child who likes a certain television programme can tell you, that means I've got to know it VERY well. (I can s...

She does look like she's sizing Lisa up for something fiendish and possibly socialist.

Ok then, the winner is... Jackie B!!!

Thanks to all who voted. Let's see if I manage to see this through...

Actually, Missy, that's a good point about the whole Marge thing. The more I think about, the more that was pretty lazy writing, because: Why did they need to go to Seattle to raise the alarm in the first place? I'm sure they have phones and contact with the outside world in Alaska. And why would Ru...

Ok then, apologies for the lengthy delay, but here are my thoughts on what you've done so far. I still think that you tend to overelaborate your prose a little. The first two sentences show this: Lisa Simpson scanned the blandly simple piece of paper with a long, fond gaze.  Her precise, exacting cu...

...with the emphasis on "idle." Yes, as you all may be aware, I'm a monumentally lazy person, so I've started this thread to try and change that. The idea is pretty simple. I list a few fic ideas I've had, people vote for them, and after two weeks, I promise to write whichever one has garn...

Ok, I've seen it now, so I might as well be like every other nerd on the internet and register my opinion. I didn't envy the writers while they worked on this movie (I envy them now I know how much it's made for them, but let's not get into that). The thing with the Simpsons is that it's so big, so ...

Well, it's an interesting idea - it's not hard to imagine that Lisa's ambition would lead her away from Springfield sooner rather than later - and it's not something that's really been done yet, either on the show or in fanfic. I apologise in advance if my review sounds harsh. This is what doing end...

Nice pics - especially the second one. But I must say this...

Blackpool... glamorous? Are you sure?

Commisar Geranovich wrote: Don't hold back, Jenny, tell us how you really feel.

Listen to Jenny, kids: don't use the forum when you're drunk...

3D animated films generally are a blight on society. "Wow, this new film takes a really irreverent and wacky look at pop culture/fairy tales/inanimate objects!" FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF!! It's not irreverent if EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FILM IN THE SAME FUCKING FORMAT IN FUCKING HISTORY doe...

Well, thanks everyone!