Hey, I'm not mad at anyone here! Your posts were really funny! As Fat Tony would say, "It's funny because it's true!" Troll! Ha! Okay, this time, I READ the rules!

I'm Baaack! 

I only write those posts beacuse I have nothing else to say. What? You want a long post?! I'll give the longest post you've ever seen! I can't stand jerks like you! Always trying to bring others down! And as for titles, what do you want? You want me to write such a long title that it spills over the...

Oh. I want to wait untill the story is finished. That way I can add it to my enormous collection of simpsons fanscripts!

The site still isn't up yet. I'm starting to get worried...

Hey, why is the script down?

I think I forgot who chris was...

Oh, well I still hope that someone might come along that's read the book, read the fanscript, and, maybe even like it!

Well, what do you want me to say?

Well, Duh! I know of hundreds of books that won an award and that were a load of crap! Like "The Matchlock Gun" that's only about 40 pages! Those Idiots!

Which chris? Who's jenny?

Watching an idea die IS hard. I just thought people would read it because it was a newberry medal book. Any book that gets an award like that just might be good.

You make a good point. But never in my LIFETIME will I make as many scripts as you!* You're like, one of the fanscript Queens! It is truly amazing all the stuff you write!


*That doesn't mean I won't try!

What, you don't like that? I always stay on, because it's always a hassle to log back in.

Yeah, I remember when I wrote those stupid meaningless posts like "ME MAKE POST" among other things. Those were absolutely shameless. I feel really embarassed about them now. So, You're welcome!