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by AssistantCrone
Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: So I had this crazy idea...
Replies: 29
Views: 1815

Re: So I had this crazy idea...

Sounds neat! My haggard English accent is in. Maybe we could find some open-source poetry or something, or maybe your own lyrics?
by AssistantCrone
Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.
Replies: 1203
Views: 93316

Re: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.

I'm afraid the cake has mysteriously disappeared.

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*folds Celestia into a cake, with instructions to jump out and sing merrily, and not fall asleep*

Happy DBirthday. :*)
by AssistantCrone
Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:51 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.
Replies: 1203
Views: 93316

Re: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.

Happy birthday, Alex! May all the meteorites fall slightly to the left.
by AssistantCrone
Sat Oct 01, 2016 1:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Darkest jokes in the Groening shows?
Replies: 18
Views: 1123

Re: Darkest jokes in the Groening shows?

I've been trying to think of this thread as 'darkest jokes that work'. I saw plenty of stupid gross-out darkness before I quit to clutch seasons 1-9 and live in denial.

Related: perhaps we need a Filthiest Jokes thread.
by AssistantCrone
Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.
Replies: 1203
Views: 93316

Re: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.

It is good for a fat horse to be full of cake. I am pleased.

Thanks, everyone! I'm going to sit in a heap and eat things. :E
by AssistantCrone
Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Darkest jokes in the Groening shows?
Replies: 18
Views: 1123

Re: Darkest jokes in the Groening shows?

Not the entire joke, but:

CARL: As you know, our president, Chucky Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately. We're all praying he'll turn up soon, alive and well.

EMPLOYEES: *derisive laughter*
by AssistantCrone
Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Darkest jokes in the Groening shows?
Replies: 18
Views: 1123

Re: Darkest jokes in the Groening shows?

"No, Mr. Simpson; if you've in fact consumed the venom of the blowfish -- and from what the chef's told me, it's quite probable -- you have twenty-four hours to live."

"Twenty-four hours?!"

"Well, twenty-two; I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long..."
by AssistantCrone
Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:44 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
Replies: 11
Views: 737

Re: I will not celebrate meaningless milestones

You have completed your task here. You must now progress to the second forum, where they discuss a form of Simpsons that grew after the apocalypse (sometime around season nine or ten; scholars remain unsure). Take this animation cel and this scroll of script to remind you of what has been. Go in str...
by AssistantCrone
Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.
Replies: 1203
Views: 93316

Re: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.

*plays Happy Birthday with flute up nose*

Have a year of good things and fun.
by AssistantCrone
Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Congratulations Terry and Jennifer!
Replies: 7
Views: 581

Re: Congratulations Terry and Jennifer!

Congratulations to you both! I wish you a peaceful, interesting life together. Please post me cake.
by AssistantCrone
Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Fixed! Mostly...
Replies: 10
Views: 677

Re: Fixed! Mostly...

Good necromancy.
by AssistantCrone
Sat Jul 23, 2016 4:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Cosplay Fun
Replies: 23
Views: 3573

Re: Cosplay Fun

Needs to be an upshot. ;D
by AssistantCrone
Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Cooking!
Replies: 126
Views: 26481

Re: Cooking!

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They look glossy, puffy and delicious. :I
by AssistantCrone
Mon May 30, 2016 1:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: General Venture Brothers discussion thread
Replies: 13
Views: 1605

Re: General Venture Brothers discussion thread

I'm all caught up now. Enjoyed very much. Warriana warms my heart. Good to have the cast in a different environment for a bit, though I do miss Orpheus. It's well-established that VB holds up our expectations and drop-kicks them into a fireworks factory, so there's not much I'd rule out...
by AssistantCrone
Sun May 29, 2016 7:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.
Replies: 1203
Views: 93316

Re: Official Birthday Thread? Maybe.

Happy Stretchiversary!