There was an attempted crossover between the Smurfs and the Snorks with...messy, disastrous results.

Oh, they can die. There are...ways.

Happy birthday, Jenny! Wow, the day after my cousin's. A lot of people really are born in October.

My Aunt Mary, the sixth kid, was actually a "parent-sibling" as well. See after Julie, the fifth one, there were no kids for a while. Then after about...I don't know. At least six years, Mary was born, and a bit after that, Chad, the youngest. Mary has taken care of Chad for a little over ...

So...Yotsuba's adorable and all, but Edward Elric is hilarious. Taken from chapter 51, but it shouldn't be too much of a spoiler, since you have no idea what's going on just from that pic alone. That said, here's what he's saying (it's underneath the pic, but oh well!) "Elric telepathy! Accept ...

I'm told that when my mother was expecting me, she and my father got sick of people quizzing them over baby names, so they both agreed to tell everyone they'd chosen Frodo. Apparently it shut people up pretty quick :) Actually, I know someone named Frodo - my rugby teammate's boyfriend. He has an u...

Translating articles and writing abstracts - definitely two things I hate. But if you're getting paid to do them, ganbare and all that!

[Sneezes all over your Mondays and raises you Fridays]

It's one thing for siblings to help out, Aoife, I agree. But it's another thing entirely when the older sibling(s) practically raise them, in addition to taking care of the housework, schoolwork, and their own personal lives. My mother is the oldest of seven kids. While her parents were very kind, l...

Apple folks have always been too full of themselves.

We should kill them and eat their laptops to gain their powers. They do it in anime all the time.

...only if it caused separate realities. That way you can always go back to the save point. Then I'd go and explore everything I could with the time machine. And do my homework - aw, that can wait...

He clearly hasn't read the heterosexual orgy that was the sixth book.

Although to be fair, Harry Potter looks and acts like a lot of lesbians I know. And me, especially now that I've cut my hair. Maybe that's what he means. XD

...then he should have named his kid Kent. Or Clark. I mean, Kal-El is fine for, say, your pet dog. Because other dogs won't make fun of his name. I personally plan on naming my kids after family members. Like...Marcella. Arthur. Marie. Thomas. Elizabeth. Lawrence. Anita. Chad. Lauren will have no s...

Happy belated birthday, Sheana!

Happy birthday, Jake. (First Simpsons fanart I ever saw, too)

Most people I know have birthdays in either October or May, actually...and I was supposed to be born in May, but I was a couple weeks late. Otherwise I'd share a birthday with my best friend and my grandfather.

Really? I didn't like Lilo and Stitch much. The concept was better than most Disney movies, however. Cinderella was playing at the store the other day, and my Tata (family weekend!) and I stood and watched the end, since I loved it so much as a kid. And while I know it's a Princess Movie and it's ho...