"The Wages of Beer" A parody of "The Wages of Fear".  Homer, Lenny, and Carl, hoping to make some extra cash, accept a dangerous assignment from Mr. Burns.  They must drive a truck filled with unstable nuclear material to a secret facility in the mountains; the catch is, the slig...

1 week, and only 13 hits?  And only 1 review on ff.net?  Apparently nobody's interested in this story, so I'm discontinuing it.

Due to lack of response on ff.net, I chose to discontinue this one.  Perhaps I'll resume it after I've watched more Woody Allen movies.  In the meantime, I've started work on a new story, "Million Dollar Amy".

Attached are the first two chapters of my new Futurama fanfic project, "Million Dollar Amy". SYNOPSIS:  A new alien race is introduced to the DOOP, and with it a mysterious new energy drink, Nanonectar.  Amy becomes addicted to the stuff, which dramatically increases her strength, agility,...

I liked it.  Even though the "accident in Farnsworth's lab turns [fill in the blank] into a [fill in the blank]" formula is old and tired, and even though I don't understand the need for all the capital letters, I liked the story.  It's well-written and interesting.  I would like to see wh...

Thanks for the review.  (Firefly fan, eh?)

Here's chapter 2.  Enjoy!

Hi-diddly-ho, fanficerinos!

Attached is the first chapter of "New New York Stories", my answer to a question nobody asked:  What if Futurama were a Woody Allen movie, with Woody in the role of Fry?

When I log on to the UserCP, it shows only the first page of my files.  There's no way to get to the second page so I can delete some files that uploaded incorrectly.  Help...

Thanks for the response, Missy.  For my next story I'm considering a Ranma 1/2 parody called "Futuranma", but I'm sure you're all tired of seeing body-switch and gender-switch stories come from my pen.

The story is now complete.  Look for it in the Futurama Fanfic Reviews section.

A parody of the Sean Penn movie "The Assassination of Richard Nixon".  Fry, fired from his job at Planet Express, begins to suspect that his problems, and those of society in general, can be laid at the feet of the President of the World, Richard Nixon's head.  As his paranoia grows, so do...

Thanks for the response, Missy.  The story now continues... "The Assassination of Richard Nixon's Head", chapter 8 ---- Evil Fry reported to the Planet Express HQ the next morning wearing black patent shoes and a stylish leather jacket.  His hair was well-groomed and well-conditioned, and ...

If I were not already married, and if Lisa (my first choice) were unavailable, I'd choose...

...Lindsey Neagle.

The first 7 chapters are attached.  This story is a parody of the Sean Penn movie "The Assassination of Richard Nixon".  After getting fired from his job and flirting with suicide, Fry begins to realize that the System is hopelessly out of order, and the only way to fix it is to...well, re...

"Homer the Poet" Has some good moments.  Could have used some actual attempts by Homer to write poetry, maybe about his misadventures.  When Dr. Hibbert asked, "But what were you doing with a hammer and nails near your eyes anyway?" I expected a funny comeback from Homer, such as...