Well, I never discourage anything related to Bartman, so not bad. I would encourage it, but maybe there should be a second hostage, to up the ante, so to say.

robbed me of my sense of taste

Dear God, how awful! What is it like when you eat, then?

Yeah, I told you you would be surprised.

In "The Club".

I wrote it. It's in the "Behind the artist/writer" topic.

Here's my story, enjoy.

Or an auto-lock feature that locks a topic after a certain amount of time with no activity.

Marco, OrangeBox, CCD... and I'm sure there are many others.

So, does this mean I'm a Jr. Lisa nut?

I just saw the movie "Hardball", and realized how similar it is to my idea. I don't think I'll write the book, now.

July 18, Me and Jenny agreed to come to the library yesterday, but I couldn't find her at all. I tried calling her number, but she didn't answer. In fact, the phone company said the number didn't exist! So, then I called the telephone operater, and asked for her number. They checked the whole state ...

I loved the ending of "Three Hundred Big Boys".

Matt Groening says  The Moe and Barney Short from "22 Short Films About Springfield" was the inspiration for "Three Hundred Big Boys".

What's wrong?

Cool. This is actually better, because I'm going to use it as a pic on my site.

July 16, Apparently, Bart had been hiding at Milhouse's house, because he couldn't jump the gorge, he tried, but Milhouse was watching at the time, and he grabbed Bart after he started to jump, and brought Bart over to his house. Today I got another call from him, saying that Bart is gone, and he do...

Wow, how did you get those?