Welcome to the crushing reality.  You might be glad you came.

Bothead wrote: I'm interested in Kung Fu Hustle, the trailer was interesting to say the least.

Kung Fu Hustle is one of the best movies this year.  I urge you to see it.

In fact, I'll go so far as to say, "See it, or you have no soul!"

NOTE: Claims of soullessness may be exaggerated for effect.

That emotion is why so many of us love her - she tugs the heartstrings to the point where you simply must feel sad when she does.  If you don't, you start feeling like a heartless little hugger (that's AllSpark language for something that sounds vaguely like "hugger").  Without that, there...

BTW, what's with the Jedi and Sith and their arms being cut off? I mean Dooku, Grievous, Vader/Anakin, Mace, Luke. Seriously, does Lucas have a problem with arms? That' was the one question on my mind as I left the cinema. Well, it's actually a very logical means of defense - if your opponent has n...

You are so horribly mistaken I cannot believe that any true Simpsons fan would say anything like that. No True Scotsman puts sugar in his porridge!  C'mon, don't give me fallacies, I get enough of them on atheism boards. I have watched every single episode, some more than a few times (if you doubt ...

I'm not going to beat around the bush on this. 

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I plainly believe that EP III rocked, blew the last two out of the water, and should be the thing that redeems Lucas in the eyes of whiny, obsessive fans everywhere.

I know I'm not the only one who thinks that, either.

The Google Ad thing, I'd have no trouble with.  I see them everywhere, and I think they're brilliant. Now, if you were considering some other, more intrusive type of advertisement, you'd be getting a steady stream of horrible profanity from me.  The distinction kept me from going nuclear, so thanks ...

RE: Above post

Is there a reason why you used the same paragraph three times?  Just wondering.

Deliciously devious! (10 stolen no-points for the reference)

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For the sake of those who feel it's needed, I'll give this a try.

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The Angels are evil.  They want the Chosen as a sacrifice to become one of them.  Yggdrasill's ultimate goal is to make everyone into lifeless beings.

Someone's been handing out stupid pills to these trolls, and they've been ODing.

I'm ambivalent about this one.  There were some honestly good moments (VP Cletus, Milhouse's continuing misery, Moe's clone, Snake's phone/gun, "The Larry Davis iPod Experience" - I love the ongoing Larry Davis bit, "the uniclams", Bart sacrificing his best chance at success for ...

¡Felíz cumpleaños!  Welcome to being old enough to remember the "Good Old Days".  No matter how bad they really were...

I despise people who continually compare the modern world to Orwell.  Not out of contempt for their position, really - just because there's so damn many of them.

Familiarity breeds contempt, I suppose.

Neat.  I always wondered what that all meant.