Happy Birthday, Jon!

As a present, here's some helpful advice...

Never admit to causing anything bad, just say "It was like that when I got here".

Dana

Whether the glass is half empty or full depends on whether it's getting poured or drunk.

$1 to Bill Cosby's mom for that enlightenment.

Dana

This topic sucks. (THE END) :P Actually Graham, this was a very good idea and will no doubt prove helpful to many people hoping to improve their reviewing skills...like me. ;) You wrote..." ...you must make sure you are giving them a correct opinion." That's the plank I hate walking out on...

Welcome back! Glad you had a fun time and missed Frances.

Whaaaa? No time for Mummy?? Was the line that long or did you just want to do other things around the park?

Dana

Hmmm...all very good titles. You may wish to add to the list, "Hey Moe" for straight comedy and for a perfect blend of Comedy/Drama, try "A Dedicated Follower of fission". You didn't mention it, but in case you find yourself in the mood for some great sci-fi/parody work, Karsten'...

Hey DB, Yikes...um, what else? Oh...of course... YIKES! :o Wow, I take it this is a work related to the Butterfly effect? I've never seen the movie or read the book, but my kids have. I'll have to get them to read this. It's very well written, especially the narrative...very eerily descriptive, almo...

Whaaaaaaa?? Another Birthday person?

Happy Birthday Fernie! I hope your day is full of fun...are
you heading for the beach or celebrating at home?

Either way, enjoy the day Fernie!

Dana

Happy Birthday Steve...have a GREAT day!

Dana

Less "Jerkass" and more "Homeboy" moments...that in and of itself makes this past season take the show a big step forward. Still, there were plenty of things to nitpick about and the show could probably continue improving for the next 10 seasons and still not reach the level it o...

Hmmm...seems to be an awful lot of "giving" over there. (checks calendar...nope, Dec 25th still many months away)

Oh well...HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAHAM!!

Dana



ps: If it's not your birthday, I'm with Marco.

Well, there's little doubt that the show is far from what it used to be, but... being a Red Sox fan, I'm forever hopeful that somewhere down the road, the staff at the Simpsons will come up with a winning team and bring us to the promised land once again. The show has been getting better as of late,...

You talkin to me? :P I did sign my autograph several times today, but the lab tech insisted it was standard protocol for picking up urine samples. Right, like someone else other than a courier is going to want to pickup a jar of somebody's pee...sure. ::) ;) It was a blast and there's word today tha...

Yikes! :o That's quite a situation to get dropped into. I'm glad your Dad decided to do what he did. Will the police be doing surveillance around your home during paper route time? Best of luck if the outcome of this is decided in your driveway...people and drugs just don't mix... Hey, next time the...

Greetings! My son and I had the good fortune today of running into the path of an Alien-Reptillian creature and dying a horrible death because of that meeting...what a blast! ;D A fellow "JAWS" nut who is in the film-making business, finally got his BIG chance to direct a direct to video m...

Congrats Aoife, all the best to the both of you!

Dana