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Free Download Antivirus & Antispyware Software

Post by robinStoryja » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:19 am

Scans your entire system for infections using our exclusive threat database that gets updated every single hour. Scanning is an easy 3-step process by the end of which your system will be clean of All spyware dangers.

[*]Step One: We scan your system with our proprioetary tehnology designed to find all your sensitive files and encrypt them so we can ransom them from you overwrite your music collection with garbage for our masters at the RIAA find the viruses that are slowing down your computer
[*]Step Two: ???
[*]Step Three: Profit! (for us!)
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Re: Free Download Antivirus & Antispyware Software

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