Technical questions, problems and any bug reports must be posted here.
- New SNPP Employee
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:36 pm
Hi. i have problem about dating girls
I can't make nice talk with girls.
Speaking with girl at first what do you recommend to say?
Last edited by Archonix
on Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
- Sub-sector Control Officer
- Posts: 1838
- Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2001 5:08 pm
Ask her for an honest opinion on the axolotl, and try and work the phrase 'boy, howdy' into any reply. During this conversation, you must never blink. The slightest movement of the eyelid will cause the girl to distrust you and burrow under the nearest tree stump.
"Now, I know art is all about expressing ourselves, but today we're going to express ourselves by getting it right." --DB
- Chief Executive Officer
- Posts: 5657
- Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:45 pm
- Location: Scotland
I can't believe I forgot to delete this thread. And now I don't want to.
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do bad things. - Jingo
, Terry Pratchett