MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

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MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

Post by hadisia » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:40 pm

Well, we just recently got spammed, and I thought: if I don't MST this, I shall have no dignity as an MSTer- nay, as a human being!
So I MSTed it. And I feel great.
I borrowed Bart, Bob, and Cecil for this. I did what I could with what I had.
NOTE: I have nothing against the Dutch or the Welsh.
Hey Everyone!!!!
BOB: I could make a very nice machete or two out of those extra exclamation points.
CECIL: Please do.
Im new to this forum..
BART: Welcome, Im!
BOB: Is that anything like the id?
Hollaaa!
CECIL: Ah, she's Dutch. This explains her poor English.
BOB: One of our people.*
This is a survey..
BOB: I believe this is a message, not a survey.
BART: (Teacher) This is your survey. This is your survey on drugs.
BART: Like Richard Pryor?
CECIL: More unique Dutch spelling!
Please go thuure and do this survey for me!!!!
BOB: "Thuure"?
CECIL: A Dutch city, I'm sure.
BART: So...go to Thuure, where you shall take a Dutch survey?
BOB: The Dutch are a strange and enigmatic people, with strange and enigmatic ways...
For me, Please it will only take a quick second!
BOB: A one second survey?
BART: No, a quick second survey.
BOB: Ah. I stand corrected.
CECIL: I've heard nasty things about those quick seconds.
PLEASE! PASS THIS LINK AROUND!!
BART: Pass Link around like a-
CECIL: [Smacks BART]
BART: Ow!

Expecially if you could get yr
BOB: Now she's Welsh?
CECIL: Dutch-Welsh ancestry, eh?

little Bro or Sister, or even yr little Cousin to
CECIL: ...I don't like where this is headed.
BART: What, Wales?
BOB: ...yes, Bart. Wales. Cecil absolutely hates the Welsh.
CECIL: With a passion. Damn Welsh bastards.
do the age 7 to 10 or age 11 til 14..
CECIL: Working the poor children from 11 til 14...
BART: Is she trying to end the sentence, or is that a midget ellipsis?
Just anyone!
BART: Survey slut!
CECIL: [Smacks BART]
BART: Ow! Quit it!
This survey is for my major work at school.
BOB: Is it that easy to complete your major now?
BART: (im_courtney) The work is, like, so totally major!
CECIL: [Smacks BART]
BART: Damn it, Cecil, quit that!
CECIL: Don't you ever do that voice again.
I need az
BART: -kaban to lock me up.
BOB: Azka-who?
CECIL: That sounds like something I should smack you for.
many people to take this survey as i can get..
BART: Like I said, survey sl-
CECIL: You're asking for it, Bart Simpson. [Waves hand threateningly]
PLEASE PASS THIS LINK AROUND!
BART: Insert Zelda joke here.
BOB: Sharing links can spread disease, and possibly stupidity.
Save the link, and get yr friends to do it!!!
CECIL: Don't do surveys just because your friends are.
BOB: Just say no to surveys, kids.
Thanks guys!
BOB: It was our pleasure to insult you.
CECIL: It most certainly was not.
Im juz abit stressed coz its due really soon.
BOB: ...what?
BART: Huh?
CECIL: The z's, they burn!
GRR, AHHH!
BART: Wow, the z's are burning her, too.
I would really appreciate
BOB: It took her two hours alone to correctly spell "appreciate."
it, If you could take part and Pass it around to people you kno between 7 and 19!
BOB: Aaaaand now we're back.
CECIL: I think "Kno" is Chinese.
BART: No, no it's not.
There's the link again!
BART: (Bully) Let's go beat the crap outta it!
LOL
CECIL: ...what?
BART: It must be her initials.
BOB: (Darkly) So that we may track her down and k-
BART: Nooo! Stay good, Bob! Stay good!
CECIL: Just in case you forgot it and can't go back up the message.
BART: I'm sure as hell not reading it again.
Im Out, *stressin*
BOB: Robert Terwilliger, convict.
CECIL: Cecil Terwilliger, convict.
BART: Bartholomew Simpson, student.
Court -xox-
BOB: (Crazy) More initials!
CECIL: Bad Bob! Don't make me smack you!


The end.

*Terwilliger is a Dutch surname. I believe it means "under the willows."
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Re:MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

Post by capadde » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:20 pm

Excellent! Hilarious! ;D
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Re:MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

Post by Hera_Potter » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:26 am

*applauds*
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Re:MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

Post by c_nordlander » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:17 am

Sic semper spammoriis.

Very nice indeed!
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Re:MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

Post by Bothead » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:47 pm

Funny and original. Brilliant!
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Re:MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

Post by Jase_to_the_Izzo » Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:44 am

LOL
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Re:MST Presents: "Hey Everyone!! Sup?"

Post by Karsten_Thiel » Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:31 pm

*LOL*

Now that's the proper way to deal with spam. ;D
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