Par... tay?
Par... tay?
Or, Mr Jenny goes to college!
My letter came through on Monday: I've been offered a place on an Imaginative Writing course at a university in Liverpool (God knows I need to learn how to write), so I can now look forward to three years of chugging kegs, showering visiting dignitaries in bikinis, avoiding crummy old deans, and generally partying down!
Anyone know a good toga fitter?
My letter came through on Monday: I've been offered a place on an Imaginative Writing course at a university in Liverpool (God knows I need to learn how to write), so I can now look forward to three years of chugging kegs, showering visiting dignitaries in bikinis, avoiding crummy old deans, and generally partying down!
Anyone know a good toga fitter?
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Congratulations Jenny!
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I'll have Nerdlinger meet you there with a supply of bra bombs.
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I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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Woo, Jenny! Show them dusty old professors how to write!
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WHoooooo Hoooooo!! Congrats, Jenny!
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Go Jenny!
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Woo! Way to go Jen!
JENNY: (in class) Excuse me Professor Brainiac, but I've written numerous stories, so I think I know how to write a decent plot!
PROF: Then would you like to show us how?
JENNY: Alright... I will.
{Cut to Jenny standing outside nuclear-drenched college}
JENNY: Not sure how that happened...
JENNY: (in class) Excuse me Professor Brainiac, but I've written numerous stories, so I think I know how to write a decent plot!
PROF: Then would you like to show us how?
JENNY: Alright... I will.
{Cut to Jenny standing outside nuclear-drenched college}
JENNY: Not sure how that happened...
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I speak from experience when I say that this will most likely be the time of your life.
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Went to the good school
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Congrachoolayshuns, Jenny!
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What they all said.
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That's definitely good news, Jenny. Well done. I'll be looking forward to hearing about your adventures!
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Yo.jenny wrote:
Anyone know a good toga fitter?
When I was in college, I always hated it when the teachers didn't like my stories. Don't let it get you down!
Besides, most of my teachers were grad students who wouldn't know a decent story if it bit 'em on the a.....
Hey Hey! *goofy chuckle*
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Well done, Jenny!
Before continuing, it may be in your best interest, dear reader, to stop and ponder this. Picture it in your mind's eye. An evil one-eyed midget named Cheatum swam across the Gulf of Mexico wearing a shark fin on his back and then planted a bomb on a boat. Think about that. Let that sink in. Now. Wouldn't you want to buy a wrestling show after seeing this?
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Congratulations, Jenny!
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FRASER: The sound of a grown man squealing in a manner not becoming a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
WELSH: Oh, Turnbull.
-"Mountie Sings the Blues," due SOUTH