Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by aoifestorm » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:02 pm

Ahahahhaah, hooray for them!  :D
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by missygal21880 » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:29 pm

Bwah!

Though I think the idea/rumor of Cruise being so threatened by a bunch of paper cutouts that he'd potentially tank his own box office to shut them up is the funniest part of all.
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Little P » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:05 am

Isaac Hayes is a [censored]!



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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Tigersrock144 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:35 am

I bet they use B :D

Stupid question, WTH is Scientology?
heard of it before on neopets but never really understood what it was on about....

Anyway, I don't usually watch South park, seen the movie ( it was funny :D)
and I've seen certain clips and a few episodes
It sounds like the guy is being hypocrytical though...
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Archonix » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:43 am

Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Bothead » Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:19 pm

tommy wrote: Indeed!

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Tigersrock144 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:44 pm

Commisar Geranovich wrote: Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.
ok thanks
sounds like scientology sounds like a load of mubo jumbo to me though lol, no offence to scientologist ^^
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Stretch_Dude » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:35 pm

Commisar Geranovich wrote: Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Karsten_Thiel » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:05 pm

tommy wrote: Indeed!

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

They still got it  :D

Hah! Excellent comeback! :D
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Casper » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:15 am

Commisar Geranovich wrote:Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by gkscotty » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:28 pm

This is very interesting.

Oh wow...
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Archonix » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:44 pm

This is why Scientology is A Bad Thing. I can't think of any other religion or pseudo-religion that issues statements on behalf of its adherents without them even knowing.
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by gkscotty » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:57 pm

Oh, and...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/2 ... index.html

something to look forward to!
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Post by missygal21880 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:39 pm

Reminder: New eps start tonight at 10 PM EST in the states (which means it'll probably be availible for download for everyone in the world in about five seconds after that ;-) ).
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Re: Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

Post by Terry Y » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:16 pm

How are they going to deal with this new turn of events, you ask? 
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