Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock split after four months of wedded "bliss." Typical fake-ass Hollywood married life. Man, it makes me puke.
If at all possible, I'd like to get married (or at least be seriously dating) before I make it in acting (assuming I do). I don't think I could handle a Sham Marraige. No matter how short.
So why did they even bother?
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So why did they even bother?
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Re: So why did they even bother?
I didn't even know those two losers were married.
The thread subject says it all, really.
The thread subject says it all, really.
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Re: So why did they even bother?
Meh, really. People need to think before they get legal.
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Seems to me like they don't bother, really. Marriage for those people means sex and little else, and divorce is just another legal action. In case I'm mistaken, and they do bother about that, I can only laugh.
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Re: So why did they even bother?
So why can't they just sleep with people and not have to go through an expensive, complicated divorce process?
... oh, I'm sorry. Then they wouldn't be proper role models for young men and women, of course.
... oh, I'm sorry. Then they wouldn't be proper role models for young men and women, of course.
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Re: So why did they even bother?
"You gotta test drive the car before you buy it" -Bam Margera
Maybe they should listen to this advice...
These sorts of people I have no respect for. Acts of comercial candy for the puplic eye. Even as individuals, they're human waste of resources.
Maybe they should listen to this advice...
These sorts of people I have no respect for. Acts of comercial candy for the puplic eye. Even as individuals, they're human waste of resources.
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Re: So why did they even bother?
Of course, they had premarital sex in the first version of this relationship, which never made it to a long-lasting marriage, either.
Hillariously, what precipitated the breakup was the Borat movie, according to gossip. She took him to the premire and he said it was a piece of crap and they were treating her like meat, etc. etc. Then they simultaneously divorced each other the next day.
After all of the crap Pam went through with Tommy Lee (notice I didn't say the crap he PUT her through - it fell on mutual sides of the fence, I think), you'd think she'd either be more cautious or think before she got married.
Hillariously, what precipitated the breakup was the Borat movie, according to gossip. She took him to the premire and he said it was a piece of crap and they were treating her like meat, etc. etc. Then they simultaneously divorced each other the next day.
After all of the crap Pam went through with Tommy Lee (notice I didn't say the crap he PUT her through - it fell on mutual sides of the fence, I think), you'd think she'd either be more cautious or think before she got married.
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Re: So why did they even bother?
Pamela Anderson? Thinking?
Right...
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I can't help it - I like to hope for the eventual display of brain power of others. Even little Brittney Spears *chuckle*
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Re: So why did they even bother?
Spamela Hamderson is in "Borat"?
There goes the chance that I might watch it...
There goes the chance that I might watch it...
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Re: So why did they even bother?
Spoiler for Chris - hopefully it's actually worth watching after all...I haven't actually SEEN the movie but have read lots of reviews:
Critics say the movie's worth the ride, apparently even if one hates Pam Anderson. Can anyone who's actually seen the movie confirm that?
(and now I wish I'd saved my Miss Piggy "Spamdela Hamderson" "Bay of Pigswatch" poster...)
Critics say the movie's worth the ride, apparently even if one hates Pam Anderson. Can anyone who's actually seen the movie confirm that?
(and now I wish I'd saved my Miss Piggy "Spamdela Hamderson" "Bay of Pigswatch" poster...)
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