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No really easy way to say this

Post by c_nordlander » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:59 am

I hope nobody will be upset over this, but I have to leave this board. I have finally come to understand that reading and writing imperils my soul, as it is nothing other than fornication, but I am not allowed to speak to the uninitiated of this. I realise I am breaking the tenets of our Order by declaring this in a written message, but the reverend mother gave me dispensation becasue I couldn't possibly telephone you all to tell you.

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Post by archonix » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:09 pm

Oh well. See you in 50 years then.
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Re: No really easy way to say this

Post by Dana » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:10 pm

Finally! The real reason I haven't been in these parts for so long has decided to leave!
Woo Hoo!! I will mark the date on my calander for posterity as to when this glorious occasion happened. Let's see...

D'OH!! :doh:

You didn't mean that, did you Chris?

God I hate this time of year.  ;)

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Re: No really easy way to say this

Post by c_nordlander » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:52 pm

Heh heh, I didn't really think it would fool anyone. But it was worth a shot.
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Re: No really easy way to say this

Post by aoifestorm » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:39 pm

You almost fooled me, Chris.  :D  I got so upset, and then I was hoping this must be an April Fool's joke.

I am so glad it is Chris, I would seriously be devastated if you left the board.
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Post by Stretch_Dude » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:12 pm

Honestly? I knew it was an April Fool's joke, but I thought you were gonna say Graham died or something.
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Re: No really easy way to say this

Post by missy_misery » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:17 pm

Now, Chris, I would've BELIEVED you if you said you'd spontaneously grown a tail... ;D
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