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Don't Date Robots!
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Kif White
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Don't Date Robots!
- Kenneth White
"Know the conflict within before facing the conflict without."
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"Know the conflict within before facing the conflict without."
Now Watching: Babylon 5 - Season 3
Now Playing: Dragon Age Origins: Awakening, Pokemon Heart Gold
Now Reading: Catch 22
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gkscotty
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Re: Don't Date Robots!
Ah, if only it were that easy with real women...In fact, at one point Alice dumped him. A wipe of her memory solved that problem.
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do bad things. - Jingo, Terry Pratchett
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c_nordlander
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Re: Don't Date Robots!
ZOLTAN! *does the Z-salute*
So he sleeps with a Polythene Pam with an updated version of Eliza(tm) in her head. All those jocks who used to push him in the mud puddle at school sure aren't laughing now!
So he sleeps with a Polythene Pam with an updated version of Eliza(tm) in her head. All those jocks who used to push him in the mud puddle at school sure aren't laughing now!
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
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Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
Re: Don't Date Robots!
Sorry, just had to post this.
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Hey you, out there in the cold,
Getting lonely, getting old,
Can you hear me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles,
With itching feet and fading smiles,
Can you feel me?
Hey You! Don\'t help them to bury the light.
Don\'t give in without a fight.
-\"Hey You\", by Pink Floyd
Getting lonely, getting old,
Can you hear me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles,
With itching feet and fading smiles,
Can you feel me?
Hey You! Don\'t help them to bury the light.
Don\'t give in without a fight.
-\"Hey You\", by Pink Floyd
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aoifestorm
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Re: Don't Date Robots!
At first I thought, how sad. After reading he programmed ALICE into this robot, I am really sad.
Homer eats a little too much Chile to strong pepper and is found with hullicinations amongst other things it speaks with a dog.