If any simpsons character had to die, who would it be ( apart from cat lady? )

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Re: If any simpsons character had to die, who would it be ( apart from cat lady? )

Post by diamond » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:45 pm

Emm... look at this pictures.... do you really like them?
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Post by Binky » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:29 am

Heh, how can you say Patty and Selma are more pathetic then other characters? That would contradict the most basic premise of The Simpsons, which is that everyone in Springfield is pathetic and no character is better than anyone else.
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Post by Matias » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:50 am

diamond wrote:Emm... look at this pictures.... do you really like them?
Diamond..... I think I'm gunna throw up  :-X.....

Yep, they're on my hit list for all the reasons Dagdamor and everyone pointed out. They gotta die....
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Post by c_nordlander » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:52 am

GASP! You're right, Patty and Selma are ugly. They should obviously die painfully and be replaced with Boobarella and Titania or some of the other busty, personality-less bimbos who have been swamping the show in recent years.
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Post by Dagdamor » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:29 am

I didn't know Patty and Selma were swamping the show in past years with their endless personality. :o
Hm... well, probably, they don't have to die, especially with pain. Just to stay away from the Simpsons house. ;)

About screenshots... oh dear God... must be strong... must... keep dinner... inside.....
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Post by Binky » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:21 pm

Oh come, you can't say those two scenes don't make you laugh. The Odyssey is my favorite of all the Simpsons history segments, and the Patty and Selma as Sirens scene is one of the best parts of that story.
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Post by diamond » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:23 pm

But the second one... Does it make you laugh? Poor little Lisa  :(
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Post by D.B. » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:17 pm

diamond wrote:But the second one... Does it make you laugh? Poor little Lisa  :(
Aww, but she looks so cutely horrified afterwards ;)
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Post by Maggie lover » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:47 pm

diamond wrote: But the second one... Does it make you laugh? Poor little Lisa  :(
so sad...... but marge steered it nicley after before lisa could burn  ;)

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Re: If any simpsons character had to die, who would it be ( apart from cat lady? )

Post by matt96 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:10 pm

Stretch Dude wrote:
blinx wrote: hugo or hones moleman
I think the question only redars characters who exist within the real continuity, thus excluding the THOH-only characters like Hugo.

Also, who is this Hones Moleman you speak of? One of Hans' relatives from some other place? ;D

As for who I think should die, Helen Lovejoy. I loathe her.
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Post by Stretch_Dude » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:59 am

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Post by zerobeat » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:03 am

"If Any Simpsons Char Had To Die,Who Would It Be"
I Say Sideshow Bob,For Wanting To Kill Bart So Bad.
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Re: If any simpsons character had to die, who would it be ( apart from cat lady? )

Post by Terry Y » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:50 pm

Hmmm...tough choice.  I could live without Comic Book Guy.  He should just have a heart attack and kick over...
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Post by C.Victoria » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:06 pm

zerobeat wrote: I Say Sideshow Bob
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Pardon me. I've had a change of mind...I think that snobby, posh, rich lady should die. She's pointless, I don't care for her at all and her voice gets on my nerves. *shoves a 50ft metal rod up her ass*
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Re: If any simpsons character had to die, who would it be ( apart from cat lady?

Post by c_nordlander » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:50 am

Actually, in my opinion, all characters added after Season 8 could die and not be missed (with the possible exception of Lindsay, who has a bit of potential). As far as I'm concerned, they tend to be lame one-joke characters or big-chested bimbos who are just there for fanservice.

Oh, and Sideshow Bob rocks!
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