POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

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Which of these should be Bender's one and only?

The Crushinator
1
8%
The Countess de la Roca
2
15%
The "Femputer"
1
8%
Angleyne
3
23%
The Planet Express Ship ('s AI)
2
15%
Calculon
0
No votes
Lisa (obsolete water-wheel-bot)
0
No votes
Other
1
8%
All and none (including hookerbots). Bender should not be tied down!
3
23%
 
Total votes: 13
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POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

Post by c_nordlander » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:06 am

Well, I started thinking about Bender's various flames the other day, and... I don't have to justify myself to you!

Me, I root for the Femputer. No real reason, but they seemed to get on very well, and she did save his friends.
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Re: POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

Post by AssistantCrone » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:11 pm

For me, it was a toss-up between the Countess and Angleyne, the only two Bender seemed to have respect* for. The Countess won 'cos of the whole Flexo thing -- although being compressed in a black hole would of course be another problem.

*not shiny metal ass-kissing.  ;D
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Re: POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

Post by Terry Y » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:43 pm

Bender can't be a one fembot...man...bot.  I vote for him to keep his philanderin' ways!
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Re: POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

Post by Meteorite » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:10 pm

Lucy Liu's the only one for Bender baby!
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Re: POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

Post by aoifestorm » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:42 pm

I voted for the ship.  Big girls need love too.
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Re: POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

Post by Casper » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:36 pm

Crushinator, for her constant binary stringed love, and computer like perseverance.
Plus its damn cool.
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Re: POLL: Most suitable partner for Bender

Post by missy_misery » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:28 pm

Yanno, I actually like the idea of Crushinator and Bender ("But...Pa...I...Love...Him...").  I voted Anglyene, mostly because I love that episode.
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