A New Direction

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A New Direction

Post by archonix » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:43 am

Following a long consideration of my own personal beliefs and the direction both Futurama and The Simpsons have take in recent years, I have decided to close down this site and replace it with something more in keeping with the sort of thing I want to see on the web.

When I return from Sweden I will begin work on a grand new project. It will be an amalgamation of everything I hold dear, a sensitive and uplifting portrayal of intimate and personal imagery, a place for like-minded types to share their closest secrets. I nshort it will be a place f freedom.

I shall leave you with this preview. Make note of today's date, for it is the day you saw a new, freer site.

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Re: A New Direction

Post by AssistantCrone » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:19 pm

I, for one, welcome our fat mermaid overlords.
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Re: A New Direction

Post by Stretch_Dude » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:14 pm

There's already trillions of fat mermaid sites out there. What do you plan to bring to the table to make this one unique, Graham?
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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Re: A New Direction

Post by archonix » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:49 pm

Replacing seashells with F and G shells.
Our choicest plans have fallen through, our airiest castles tumbled over, because of lines we neatly drew and later neatly stumbled over.
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Re: A New Direction

Post by Stretch_Dude » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:00 pm

Brilliant!
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "White and Nerdy"

"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny

I draw too, dammit!
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Re: A New Direction

Post by Gulliver63 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:16 pm

Hey, wasn't this sort of thing on an episode of CSI once?
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