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by IDPStan » Tue Apr 30, 2002 5:19 pm
Comments about Bart Wars part 4.(Part two)
" ABE
Of course. Their cannoneers are as miserable shots as
the stormtroopers, only on a much larger scale."
Er..no it's because Turbo laser cannons are designed to hit capital starships not small ships. They have Carrack cruisers and Lancer frigates for that.
"The Raven races into deep space, pursued by the Star
Destroyers. The Imperial cruisers manage to hit the
pirate ship more frequently now."
Ok maybe they can hit small craft sometimes, evasive manoeuvres anyone?
" SKINNER
Foul stench? (sniffs his uniform) That's "Obsession
for Grand Moffs"!"
LOL Smelly Mad Old Fat Fart.[That would be what MOFF stands for IMO]
"Homer studies the buttons carefully. After a while,
he aims at the third button - but accidentally hits
the fourth. He immediately realizes his mistake, but
it is too late."
Awwww baaaadddd. And that's why Homer should be kept away from the main cannon controls.
" ABE
No! My head hurts, my liver's acting up again, I felt
a great disturbance in the Force as if millions of
voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced,
and don't get me started on my prosthetic hip!"
Heh nice one. He'll need a prosthetic head by the end...
" ABE
Let's try a different approach. (places the blindfold
over Bart's eyes)"
Yay! Blindfighting, although why he'd need to do that is beyond me...
" MIL
(giggles childishly) Heh, right at his bu..."
Heh heh, stupid Jedi.
" ABE
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
Too right, you make your own luck.
" MIL (CONT'D)
The microwave oven? You sure?
Santa nods."
Sw33t it's got a microwave oven. Didn't expect that on a tub like that.
" SKINNER
(almost a whisper) She lied to us."
Well duh, you blew the planet up anyway.
" ABE
Eh, planets are big. Not even a stormtrooper could
miss one."
Eh you'd be surprised.
" ABE
That's no moon. It's an artificial Marlon Brando
doppelganger. (looks closer) No, wait, it's a space
station. But the similarity is remarkable."
LOL That's gotta be the best line in this part so far!
" ABE
(puts a hand on his shoulder) You can't win. You
wouldn't stand a chance against a jittery old woman
with cataracts. But luckily for you, there *are*
alternatives to fighting."
Heh you underestimate how much damage a granny with a brick in a handbag can do.
Well it's not as funny as part 2 but there's some good lines, there are some good bits with Homer, especially the bit with where he doesn't understand Skinner and he blows the planet up by mistake. The constant taking the p*8s out of Milhouse is funny too although it's wearing a little thin now. It was good how you handled the scene with Louie and Milhouse. Abey's line about the Death Plant was good too and when he was seeing double. If there was a bit I disliked it would be Abey One going on about the force but that was in the film anyway. Heh keep on with it, I can't wait to see Abey and Darth Homer have it out.
Why is it always mayday to call for help? Why not something like…Shove Tuesday or Ascension Sunday? - Arnold Rimmer
You have joined the sacred order of The Stonecutters, who since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge of light and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play Ping-Pong! - Number One
Part 4 had a lot of laughs. Among the parts I enjoyed....
