- Insane Underling
- Posts: 11489
- Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2001 2:00 pm
- Custom Title: Running after something that I'll never kill
- Location: Redacted, Redacticaster
Mine, from "Showdown at Cremation Creek, Part 1" (chosen among strong competition).
Henchman 21: How can you play with a disembodied head?
Hank: Well he could be like a, like an all-knowing head that, that tells...
Henchman 21: Quisp?
Hank: That tells Quisp that he has to kill...
Henchman 21: The micronaut.
This is the end;
I'm a good fighter
But a bad friend;
I've played the traitor
Over and over;
I'm a good hater
But a bad lover.
Elinor Wylie, "Peregrine"
- Terry Y
- Senior Executive
- Posts: 2139
- Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:31 pm
- Custom Title: Head Bee Guy
- Location: The Part of New York that's not The City
DR. ORPHEUS: Bring me my cape!
TRIANA: Your cape's at the cleaners.
DR. ORPHEUS: Very well. Then bring me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
Or sumfin' like that.
Creator of the Waving Universe
Crack!Fic, The Marge Simpson Way: "Just then, Sir Lancelot rode up on a white horse and saved Joan of Arc. They got married and lived in a spaceship. The end." - Tales from the Public Domain, "Hot Child In The City"
I can't name a favourite right now. Anything that mentioned "Tiny Jesus" always cracked me up, though...
— Piet Hein - Grooks
- Senior Control Officer
- Posts: 3634
- Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2001 10:40 am
- Location: New Jersey
"Great, now Samson'll go totally sickhouse on our asses! I like my ass, gentlemen."
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "White and Nerdy"
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny
I draw too, dammit!
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