Favourite VB line

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Favourite VB line

Postby c_nordlander » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:50 pm

Yes, I know these are lame, but 1) this board is pretty meagre still, and 2) this show has an extreme amount of favourite lines, so list yours!

Mine, from "Showdown at Cremation Creek, Part 1" (chosen among strong competition).

Henchman 21: How can you play with a disembodied head?
Hank: Well he could be like a, like an all-knowing head that, that tells...
Henchman 21: Quisp?
Hank: That tells Quisp that he has to kill...
Henchman 21: The micronaut.
The noose draws tighter;
This is the end;
I'm a good fighter
But a bad friend;
I've played the traitor
Over and over;
I'm a good hater
But a bad lover.


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Re: Favourite VB line

Postby Terry Y » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:51 pm

I've always been partial to--

DR. ORPHEUS: Bring me my cape!
TRIANA: Your cape's at the cleaners.
DR. ORPHEUS: Very well.  Then bring me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Or sumfin' like that.
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Re: Favourite VB line

Postby missy_misery » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:31 pm

I can't ignore the wonderfully all-purposeness of IGNORE ME!!
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Re: Favourite VB line

Postby Archonix » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:12 pm

Twas an ironic line.

I can't name a favourite right now. Anything that mentioned "Tiny Jesus" always cracked me up, though...
Our choicest plans have fallen through, our airiest castles tumbled over, because of lines we neatly drew and later neatly stumbled over.
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Re: Favourite VB line

Postby Stretch_Dude » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:01 pm

Don't remember the exact wording, but this plays in my head at least once day:

"Great, now Samson'll go totally sickhouse on our asses! I like my ass, gentlemen."
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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