Corrupt-a-wish
- gkscotty
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
The tuna's a little dry. Oh, foul becursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?
I wish I had another job.
I wish I had another job.
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do bad things. - Jingo, Terry Pratchett
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
You get another job... at the same time as your original job. Enjoy two full time shifts!
I wish Santa was real.
I wish Santa was real.
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"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment."
---- Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
- AssistantCrone
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He is, and he knows everything you do.
I wish I were High Dictator Overlord for Eternity, with an unlimited budget and +400 charisma.
I wish I were High Dictator Overlord for Eternity, with an unlimited budget and +400 charisma.
"Now, I know art is all about expressing ourselves, but today we're going to express ourselves by getting it right." --DB
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
It gets boring VERY quickly.
I wish a skeleton popped out.
I wish a skeleton popped out.
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"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment."
---- Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
- c_nordlander
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Dammit Steve!
@May: A skeleton pops out. It's your own.
I wish I had more of a sense of humour about myself.
@May: A skeleton pops out. It's your own.
I wish I had more of a sense of humour about myself.
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
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Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
You do, and now you find yourself a source of constant merriment - after three days of laughing so hard you can neither eat nor sleep, it's hard to tell if the tears are of mirth or terror.
I wish the holidays lasted forever.
I wish the holidays lasted forever.
"The way to succeed is to get born at the right time and in the right place. If you can do that then you are bound to succeed. You have to be receptive and have some talent as well."
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Nobody does any work, gets any education. Nothing gets done, or made. We're left with no food or power or anything.
I wish I wasn't so clumsy.
I wish I wasn't so clumsy.
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"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment."
---- Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
- Tony_Baritone
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
You're coordinated enough to be a great live entertainer--which means any mistake will be blown way out of proportion and be remembered forever.
I wish I could find the remote.
I wish I could find the remote.
- c_nordlander
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You find it, but it's inside the stomach of a live, angry grizzly bear.
I wish I were fitter and more muscular.
I wish I were fitter and more muscular.
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
- Stretch_Dude
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You make the Hulk look like a 98-pound weakling. Fitting inside buildings without destroying them is an impossibility.
I wish I understood myself.
I wish I understood myself.
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "White and Nerdy"
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny
I draw too, dammit!
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "White and Nerdy"
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny
I draw too, dammit!
- c_nordlander
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
You understand your true insignificance before the vastness of the cosmos. You will never be the same again.
I wish "Star Wars Episode VIII" came out today. (Two Star Wars-related wishes? Not that I'm running out of ideas or anything...)
I wish "Star Wars Episode VIII" came out today. (Two Star Wars-related wishes? Not that I'm running out of ideas or anything...)
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
- Stretch_Dude
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It was written and filmed all in one day, making the prequels look good by comparison.
I wish every TV show I watch was well-written.
I wish every TV show I watch was well-written.
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "White and Nerdy"
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny
I draw too, dammit!
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "White and Nerdy"
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny
I draw too, dammit!