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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by gkscotty » Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:26 pm

The tuna's a little dry. Oh, foul becursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?

I wish I had another job.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:34 pm

You get another job... at the same time as your original job. Enjoy two full time shifts!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by AssistantCrone » Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:37 pm

He is, and he knows everything you do.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:44 pm

It gets boring VERY quickly.

I wish a skeleton popped out.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:38 pm

Dammit Steve! ;D

@May: A skeleton pops out. It's your own.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by D.B. » Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:19 pm

You do, and now you find yourself a source of constant merriment - after three days of laughing so hard you can neither eat nor sleep, it's hard to tell if the tears are of mirth or terror.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:07 am

Nobody does any work, gets any education. Nothing gets done, or made. We're left with no food or power or anything.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Tony_Baritone » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:54 am

You're coordinated enough to be a great live entertainer--which means any mistake will be blown way out of proportion and be remembered forever.

I wish I could find the remote.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:55 am

You find it, but it's inside the stomach of a live, angry grizzly bear.

I wish I were fitter and more muscular.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Stretch_Dude » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:28 pm

You make the Hulk look like a 98-pound weakling. Fitting inside buildings without destroying them is an impossibility.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:45 pm

You understand your true insignificance before the vastness of the cosmos. You will never be the same again.

I wish "Star Wars Episode VIII" came out today. (Two Star Wars-related wishes? Not that I'm running out of ideas or anything...)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Stretch_Dude » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:14 pm

It was written and filmed all in one day, making the prequels look good by comparison.

I wish every TV show I watch was well-written.
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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