The Nidotamer Shortfics Thread

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Post by c_nordlander » Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:25 pm

You've already seen my review at deviantArt, but for the benefit of everyone else, this is very good. Cute and a bit romantic without being saccharine, and the plot is simple, but not without surprises.

The comedy is probably its strongest point. I got a good laugh out of a few lines, particularly "Lacing their packed lunches with something to make them sick, gathering and destroying anything even vaguely resembling mistletoe, dressing Milhouse up like himself."

EDIT: Ouch, page topper. Referring back to the fic at the bottom of the previous page.
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Post by Nidotamer » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:12 am

I realize I don't even have a real title for this... I'm no good with names. But hey I actually got around to this!
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Post by c_nordlander » Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:08 pm

I remember enjoying what I've read of this fic. Looking forward to finding out how it ends!

Sorry to start off with a technical nitpick, but dialogue tags should not be capitalised (unless they begin with a proper name, obviously). “'C’mon, keep up!' a man called," not "'C’mon, keep up!' A man called". There are a couple of cases of this.

A lot of this is probably things I've already said in chat. The description of the carnival decorations is great. I like the subtle hint that this takes place before the main time-frame of the show (the twins don't recognise Bart or Homer). The description of the Van Houtens and Kirk's pathetic failure are funny.

It's "carny," not "carney." (I hard to check.)

Kind of weird that you use Kirk's name in the narration, given that the viewpoint character doesn't know it. His dialogue is perfectly in character, though.

Yeah, getting separated from your parent at a fun fair... never a fun experience. You catch that sense of mounting dread well, and without being verbose.

"Suddenly, everything felt so much bigger, bearing down on the twins with their soulless stares." It's a really good description, but "their" seems weird, given that the subject ("everything") is singular. Just a minor nitpick.

Typo: "a out-of-the-way"

"Even the sight of the blue-haired man’s ring rebounding off the stall pillars and knocking him out wasn’t enough to alleviate the situation." *LOL*

Lots of good writing and funny lines here. "We’re gonna get kidnapped and they’ll sell us as slaves and we can’t work yet!" is just perfect.

Another great line: "sounded like random gibberish and not the normal nonsensical gobbledegook that she could translate."

Both the drama and comedy are handled well here, with really good writing. Probably already said this in chat, but I love the paragraph about them searching for responsible-looking adults.

"He turned and quickly his beady eyes went as wide as they could, it was the same man from the ring-toss, sporting some fresh new lumps." Would be better if you split it into two sentences after "they could." Not a bad line otherwise. His reaction to them is hilarious.

"he would probably have been outmatched" would be better than "he would have probably been outmatched."

Love the description of Mel getting dunked.

"Fortunately for the twins he forgot to leave one of his hands free leaving them with ample time to escape." Might want to put a comma after "free," though it's understandable without one.
“Noooo but we can play now!” Sherri flashed her tickets, “let’s go have some fun!”
"Let's" should be capitalised, since it's a new sentence. EDIT: Also, in line with this, you should have a full stop after "tickets."

"There was a ‘clunk’ and a few gasps but they were not the kind she was hoping for." I'd put a comma after "gasps."

"laid the ring toss' favourite victim" should be "lay" (and I think it should be "toss's"). This is kind of tricky, but "laid" is the past tense of "to lay" (a transitive verb, i.e. something you do to something else), while "lay" is the past tense of "to lie."

Heh heh, Kirk's misfortunes just never end in this story.

"barker" doesn't need to be capitalised.

The description of the rabbit is great.

"Once they double checked" should probably be "they'd," since it's something that happens before the main action of the sentence. (Also, I'd put a hyphen in "double-checked," but I don't know whether that's required.)

The Mathemagician! Points for possibly the least likely minor character to appear in a fanfic?

"In seconds he was nought but a regular man in a stupid outfit." I'm giggling like crazy here!

"She didn’t bother to wait for a reply or any sort of excuse or accusation he could pull out of the mathemagic dimension or whatever." Another great one.
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"A hefty sum of tickets" sounds odd. "Amount" would be better.

"she and Sherri had a blast." Again, should be "had had," since it refers back to a previous point in time.

"She knew Sherri had her back, and vice versa, even being abandoned didn’t seem so bad anymore." I'd split this into two sentences after "vice versa."

"reigned in" should be "reined in" (I know it's an easy mistake to make, but it refers to a horse's reins).

Great ending.


So yeah, I may have had some nitpicks, but most were technical stuff, or just general things to make it flow better. The story is very good, with a great setting, and you do an excellent job on both comedy and more emotional moments (such as Sherri comforting Terri early on). Plenty of memorable lines and jokes.

Art of the creepy rabbit toy when? :D
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Post by Nidotamer » Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:29 am

Iirc the creepy rabbit toy appeared in an earlier thing too! I think re:Kirk being named, maybe I could add something about them overhearing his name. Like "...display of human failure named Kirk, according to maybe-sister"?
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Post by SirMustapha » Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:55 am

A trick you can use is to have another character (e.g. Louanne) talking to him and calling him by name, so his name becomes known to the twins and to us. That's a solution that happens in the story, and doesn't break the flow of the narrative.

Anyway, since Chris already pointed out the nitpicks, I'll just repeat what I said in chat: I really enjoyed this, You have several good lines and descriptions, and the scene with the Mathemagician was really good. I also liked the ending, and the overall structure of the story is well rounded. It feels satisfying at the end.
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Post by Nidotamer » Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:50 am

Also,
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Made some little edits here and there, mostly just according to Chris' advice! This work well now?
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Post by c_nordlander » Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:14 pm

Nidotamer wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:29 am Iirc the creepy rabbit toy appeared in an earlier thing too! I think re:Kirk being named, maybe I could add something about them overhearing his name. Like "...display of human failure named Kirk, according to maybe-sister"?
That works fine, IMO.

Alternatively, you don't have to name him at all. Just calling him "the blue-haired man" would be fine, since he only appears a couple of times anyway (and you don't even use his name most of those times).
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Post by Nidotamer » Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:52 am

Well ain't it been a while since I stuck something on here?
Between the heat and my eyes, art is way too much trouble atm. And so I give this tiny crappy little thing based off one couch gag from S17.

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Post by SirMustapha » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:22 pm

I already gave some comments since I got a "sneak preview" of the story, but just need to go on record about this. I really, really enjoyed this one. The balance between the comedy and the more heartfelt parts is on point, and the set up has an element of "wackiness" but that makes sense for the characters and is developed really well. I felt sorry for the twins, but the conclusion lifted me up nicely.
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Very good stuff!
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Post by c_nordlander » Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:02 pm

Fernie pretty much said everything I was thinking. It's a nice little story: good tension in the opening, bits that made me kind of emotional, and the ending is simply
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In fact, the ending was the best part for me. The gummi bears gag is funny, especially the green one's line.

I quite like the title, simple as it is.

The plot is simple, but like I said, it did make me emotional. I was happy when they reconciled.

"Terri’s awkward, dumpy silhouette was cast across the room" feels a bit clumsily written, but that's the only stylistic complaint I have. Maybe the writing could use some more polishing, but it's not bad at all.

"Sherri double checked the dvd they rented" should be "had rented".

I laughed at the title of the film. It's the "Snyder cut" bit that did it for me.

"she almost hoped to have seen a skeleton amongst the beads." Good line!

I'm also a fan of:
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Kind of slight, but enjoyable and with some lines and jokes that are as good as anything you've written. I had a great time reading it.
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Post by Nidotamer » Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:12 pm

Well thanks a bunch!

Unfortunately I don't think I have too much of a reading of what Fernie mentioned, admittedly I hadn't thought about it at the time... but we were talking about unintentional readings that could be interesting so I dig that! I think it was a little more about childhood fears and how they can get carried away.
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I can take a peek at the polish but I might not know what to do there right now. But hey I'm thinking way more clearly than ever so maybe something will come. I was actually trying to go for something slightly more flowery at the start, just to practice so a little out of my element. It just felt like a good excuse to try something else... at least at the start, I couldn't resist going into my usual lemony-ish writing style.

And glad the conclusion rang well with you two as well! It's always hard to find a good spot between emotional and laughable (like a *certain* OC we all know...) and it's especially since to hear since it more or less came about by accident!

Hopefully whatever I do next will come about even better. I'm on some new meds (turns out my hunch was right, I *do* have ADHD) and getting kinda galaxy brained. And hyper actually, I think clear thinking is just getting me excited!
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Post by Nidotamer » Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:26 pm

Made a couple little changes to the first few lines and corrected the tense on the dvd line. Does it work any better?
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