Bring me your drabbles!

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Re: Bring me your drabbles!

Post by gkscotty » Sat May 05, 2018 8:44 pm


It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do bad things. - Jingo, Terry Pratchett
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Re: Bring me your drabbles!

Post by SirMustapha » Sat May 05, 2018 11:46 pm

Holy shit, that's amazing. I'm simply in awe.
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Re: Bring me your drabbles!

Post by missy_misery » Sun May 06, 2018 7:15 am

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Re: Bring me your drabbles!

Post by c_nordlander » Sat May 19, 2018 12:54 am

Thank you for all the kind words!

A rather different one. In the animal kingdom, many species try to attract a mate by a form of conspicuous consumption: proving that they would make a superior partner and parent by wasting the energy or effort that would be a benefit in those roles. This is just taking that to its logical extreme...

Player of a New Game

I am unattractive. Not even interestingly ugly, just devoid of anything pretty.

I have no ideas or skills. I am a husk. I flunked out of university and did nothing interesting instead. No sports, no achievements. Forget the idea of me having money: I hope you're willing to work, because I'm not.

And I am a complete slut. That is where I will dedicate all my energy. Get used to the idea that I'm going to spread my genes wherever I go.

But at least now you know that I am not going to lie about it.

But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible
Put me to the test;
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!

-- "You're Only Second Rate", The Return of Jafar
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