Ready for the end of the world?
Ready for the end of the world?
Strap in, kids, it's party time!
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
No, don't end the world yet! I want to get some famous last words in, and I'm trying to think of some good Muse lyri
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
Would it help me if I lay on the floor with a bag on my head at the pub? Just thought I'd ask.
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
Regarding today, there are four kinds of people:
Those who are hiding in bunkers;
Those who are making jokes;
Those who can't wait till tomorrow, to avoid all the "the world ends today" jokes;
Those who can't wait till the day after tomorrow, to avoid all the "I survived the end of the world" jokes.
I'm so good at stating the obvious! I should start the new The Oatmeal!
Those who are hiding in bunkers;
Those who are making jokes;
Those who can't wait till tomorrow, to avoid all the "the world ends today" jokes;
Those who can't wait till the day after tomorrow, to avoid all the "I survived the end of the world" jokes.
I'm so good at stating the obvious! I should start the new The Oatmeal!
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
^best response so far.
I'm glad I don't believe in this rubbish. I'd hate for the world to end before I get some good use out of my Christmas-appropriate avatar.
I'm glad I don't believe in this rubbish. I'd hate for the world to end before I get some good use out of my Christmas-appropriate avatar.
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
Here's my little donation to dA...the world has got to go through so much red tape that it may never end.
BTW, it sure sounds like the apocalypse outside - 35 mph winds are roaring as a snowstorm is coming through (only a few inches, though).
BTW, it sure sounds like the apocalypse outside - 35 mph winds are roaring as a snowstorm is coming through (only a few inches, though).
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
^Excellent!
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
<------- I'm ready for a new Maya age.
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
The apocalypse will never happen. If I'm wrong, then may we all be horribly destroyed somehow.
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
I was pleased to hear at least one radio station play It's the End of the World As We Know It by REM. That was too good an opportunity to pass up...
There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning....
And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave....
So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
Hunter S. Thompson Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave....
So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
Hunter S. Thompson Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
Darn it, I should have remembered to do that. But it was a good end of the world for me, anyways, very relaxing.
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
Also, that's a darn good choice of avatar, Tony.
Pretty little baby
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Sitting with a harpoon
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Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
*bows* I was considering going with Maya Rudolph (apocalyptic *and* festive name!) but Evangelion fits the whole "ancient preordained apocalypse scenario" better, says I.
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Re: Ready for the end of the world?
Now that the apocalypse has past, it's time to focus on the post-apocalyptic humor. Here we see in Earth's dark future that those creepy, crawly creatures are still working their way into everyone's business...oh yeah, and the cockroaches have also survived.
"We are today's creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature..."
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