Isacc Hayes throws rattle out of pram

[aoifestorm]

Ahahahhaah, hooray for them! 

[missygal21880]

Bwah!

Though I think the idea/rumor of Cruise being so threatened by a bunch of paper cutouts that he'd potentially tank his own box office to shut them up is the funniest part of all.

[Little P]

Isaac Hayes is a [censored]!



This has been a Darkus Magus Moderation.  Thank you for your delightful posting.

[Tigersrock144]

I bet they use B

Stupid question, WTH is Scientology?
heard of it before on neopets but never really understood what it was on about....

Anyway, I don't usually watch South park, seen the movie ( it was funny )
and I've seen certain clips and a few episodes
It sounds like the guy is being hypocrytical though...

[archonix]

Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.

[Bothead]

Indeed!

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Translation: The episode will end up on DVD, so there.

[Tigersrock144]

Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.

ok thanks
sounds like scientology sounds like a load of mubo jumbo to me though lol, no offence to scientologist ^^

[Stretch_Dude]

Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.

And don't forget their mystic ritual of suing the crap out of anybody who calls them crazy.

[Karsten_Thiel]

Indeed!

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

They still got it 

Hah! Excellent comeback!

[Casper]

Scientology is a "religion" based on the rather badly written works of one L Ron Hubbard, who decided to start his religion after a drinking session at a convention in the 1970s. The essential idea behind it is that we humans are covered in little spider thingies called Thetans, and that we should pay Scientology ,ots of money so they can "clear" us with plastic cups attached to an oscilioscope and various other bits of pseudo-technological marvelry.

Damn... I thought it was beleif of the Big Bang and the theory of Evolution... I was way off!
Urrm, I'll be right back! [changes myspace profile to 'non-religious' instead of... well, the other one...]

[gkscotty]

This is very interesting.

Oh wow...

[archonix]

This is why Scientology is A Bad Thing. I can't think of any other religion or pseudo-religion that issues statements on behalf of its adherents without them even knowing.

[gkscotty]

Oh, and...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/2 ... index.html

something to look forward to!

[missygal21880]

Reminder: New eps start tonight at 10 PM EST in the states (which means it'll probably be availible for download for everyone in the world in about five seconds after that ;-) ).

[Terry Y]

How are they going to deal with this new turn of events, you ask? 

Spoiler

Chef returns after a long absence.  The boys are happy about this until he starts saying things like, "I wanna make love to ya, children" (they spliced together portions of his old dialogue to make him say some pretty outrageous stuff).  The kids are worried and they go visit the Super Adventure Club that Chef ran away with, to get some answers..

As it turns out, the whole goal of the Super Adventure Club is to molest children in all parts of the world.  We are told that they believe that there are little subatomic particles in children that will allow them to live forever.  It was told to them by some evil alien overlord with the caption, "This is what the Super Adventure Club actually believes."  A more than subtle nod to the ol' L. Ron and Crew.  Except I don't think they're child molesters.  I don't think.  I could be wrong.

Anyway, Chef is cured, but it lured back to the Super Adventure Club with promises of eternal life and spiritual enlightenment (wink wink).  He crosses the bridge to go back, but lightning strikes it and Chef plummets to his rather grisly death.

As they lay Chef's spatula to rest, Kyle gives a touching eulogy, saying that he will remember the good things about Chef and the things he taught them.  He wants us all to remember Chef as a good guy and not as someone who was brainwashed buy some "fruity little club" (nudge nudge).

But the Super adventure club has plans of thier own.  They gather Chef's remains and make him into a Darth Chef of some kind and laugh evilly.  There will obviously be more of this story arc.

That's the advantage of the computer software they use for that show.  They can produce an episode is less than two weeks.  I can't wait to see where the rest of this season goes!