How to bring back my wife?

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qMan
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How to bring back my wife?

Post by qMan » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:18 pm

My wife left me.
It's all because of my hobbies...
What to do now?

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AssistantCrone
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Post by AssistantCrone » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:26 pm

Get a wife-collecting hobby.
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Nidotamer
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Post by Nidotamer » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:18 pm

There's always good ol' fashioned kidnapping!
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Post by Tony_Baritone » Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:00 pm

That's still not a haiku, bub.
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