Corrupt-a-wish
- c_nordlander
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Corrupt-a-wish
Hello SFFC. Let's play a little game.
Basically, one poster can make a wish for anything they want, and then the next person has to find a way to make that wish a curse rather than a blessing. Then they make their own wish, and so the cosmic ballet goes on (RIP Leonard Nimoy).
For example:
Poster A: "I wish to have sex with beautiful women 24/7!"
Poster B: "Your wish comes true, but you're only attracted to guys."
Try to avoid "your wish comes true, BUT YOU DIE", unless it's really funny.
OK, for me to kick this off: I wish for unlimited inspiration.
Basically, one poster can make a wish for anything they want, and then the next person has to find a way to make that wish a curse rather than a blessing. Then they make their own wish, and so the cosmic ballet goes on (RIP Leonard Nimoy).
For example:
Poster A: "I wish to have sex with beautiful women 24/7!"
Poster B: "Your wish comes true, but you're only attracted to guys."
Try to avoid "your wish comes true, BUT YOU DIE", unless it's really funny.
OK, for me to kick this off: I wish for unlimited inspiration.
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
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Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
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Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
- gkscotty
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
But you only want to write Twilight fanfic.
I wish City of Heroes was back!
I wish City of Heroes was back!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
But Jack Thompson has just been installed by a coup as your nation's leader and made gaming a capital offense.
I wish I were a successful singer-songwriter!
I wish I were a successful singer-songwriter!
- c_nordlander
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
But your name becomes a byword for "useless prettyboy musician" and the meme long outlives you.
I'm gonna be ultra original: world peace.
I'm gonna be ultra original: world peace.
Pretty little baby
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Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
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Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
- SirMustapha
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Humanity is completely extinguished.
My wish: an unlimited, lifelong supply of free premium beer.
My wish: an unlimited, lifelong supply of free premium beer.
"I know that the bourgeoisie stinks, but it has money to buy perfume."
-- Falcão
-- Falcão
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
The delivery truck smashes through the wall every single time.
I wish I had a chicken.
I wish I had a chicken.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
I wish that chicken was a cow.
i wish to be left handed...
i wish to be left handed...
if you panic you freeze, if you freeze you crash.
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Wish granted, now it's your only hand!
I wish the dog would actually listen when called on walks.
I wish the dog would actually listen when called on walks.
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"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment."
---- Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
- c_nordlander
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Your dog is now in the NSA.
I wish for eternal youth.
I wish for eternal youth.
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
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Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
- SirMustapha
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
1-year-old for ever.
I wish I had better ideas for wishes.
I wish I had better ideas for wishes.
"I know that the bourgeoisie stinks, but it has money to buy perfume."
-- Falcão
-- Falcão
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Every wish backfires even more horribly than they would before.
I wish I had some cake.
I wish I had some cake.
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"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment."
---- Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
- Stretch_Dude
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
The cake is stale, with very cheap icing.
I wish I knew what I was doing.
I wish I knew what I was doing.
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny
I draw too, dammit!
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "White and Nerdy"
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" - Nny
I draw too, dammit!
- SirMustapha
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
You do know that you're trying to know what you're doing, without success.
I wish pizza and beer could make me lose weight.
I wish pizza and beer could make me lose weight.
"I know that the bourgeoisie stinks, but it has money to buy perfume."
-- Falcão
-- Falcão
- c_nordlander
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but pizza and beer now taste awful.
I wish I had a good, well-paying job.
(This is hilarious, guys! I'm having a great time.)
I wish I had a good, well-paying job.
(This is hilarious, guys! I'm having a great time.)
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon
-- Mother Mother, "Business Man"
Now offering writing commissions! Fanfiction or original, PM me for more information.
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
Too bad they pay in quatloos...
I wish I'd never get a flat tire again.
I wish I'd never get a flat tire again.
if you panic you freeze, if you freeze you crash.