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Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:13 pm

Hello SFFC. Let's play a little game.

Basically, one poster can make a wish for anything they want, and then the next person has to find a way to make that wish a curse rather than a blessing. Then they make their own wish, and so the cosmic ballet goes on (RIP Leonard Nimoy).

For example:

Poster A: "I wish to have sex with beautiful women 24/7!"
Poster B: "Your wish comes true, but you're only attracted to guys."

Try to avoid "your wish comes true, BUT YOU DIE", unless it's really funny.

OK, for me to kick this off: I wish for unlimited inspiration.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by gkscotty » Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:03 pm

But you only want to write Twilight fanfic.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Tony_Baritone » Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:15 pm

But Jack Thompson has just been installed by a coup as your nation's leader and made gaming a capital offense.

I wish I were a successful singer-songwriter!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:38 pm

But your name becomes a byword for "useless prettyboy musician" and the meme long outlives you.

I'm gonna be ultra original: world peace.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by SirMustapha » Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:43 pm

Humanity is completely extinguished.

My wish: an unlimited, lifelong supply of free premium beer.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:50 pm

The delivery truck smashes through the wall every single time.

I wish I had a chicken.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by kaspired » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:11 pm

I wish that chicken was a cow.

i wish to be left handed...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:24 pm

Wish granted, now it's your only hand!

I wish the dog would actually listen when called on walks.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:28 pm

Your dog is now in the NSA.

I wish for eternal youth.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by SirMustapha » Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:22 pm

1-year-old for ever.

I wish I had better ideas for wishes.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:24 pm

Every wish backfires even more horribly than they would before.

I wish I had some cake.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Stretch_Dude » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:22 pm

The cake is stale, with very cheap icing.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by SirMustapha » Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:13 pm

You do know that you're trying to know what you're doing, without success.

I wish pizza and beer could make me lose weight.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:56 pm

Granted, but pizza and beer now taste awful.

I wish I had a good, well-paying job.

(This is hilarious, guys! I'm having a great time.)
Pretty little baby
Pretty little monster
Went to the good school
Left with honours
Brand new tycoon
Sitting with a harpoon


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by kaspired » Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:23 am

Too bad they pay in quatloos...

I wish I'd never get a flat tire again.
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