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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Tony_Baritone » Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:02 am

You're the owner of a tire company. Nobody's tires ever wear out again.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. (Apologies to those who hate 90s nostalgia.)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by gkscotty » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:51 am

You are now 7 feet tall, perfectly spherical, and have SPALDING written on your chest.

I wish dogs would leave me alone while on delivery.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:40 am

All canines go extinct, including seeing-eye dogs and the ones that are used in therapy for autistic children. EDIT: Also May's NSA dog.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by archonix » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:02 pm

It's directed by George Lucas and the Wachowskis in their "we're terrible" phase. Kylo Ren is played by Keanu Reeves.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:04 pm

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU well played.

Your blood and iron are stolen by Zombie Bismarck.

I wish for an unlimited supply of cheese that never goes bad.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:29 pm

There's too much cheese, you suffocate in the pile.

I wish I could find what I was looking for.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by AssistantCrone » Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:31 pm

It finds you, and it's mad.

I wish I ran a successful sanctuary for Shetland ponies.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:44 pm

They're a rare mutant breed of thin ponies.

I wish I had better eyesight.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:05 pm

Your eyesight becomes so good, you see all the blemishes and grease and icky little hairs and stuff on the faces of everyone you meet. And daylight hurts.

I wish I had actual writing-talent.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by AssistantCrone » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:09 pm

You grow the talent, but are unable to recognise it.

I wish I had a nice desert terrarium.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:15 pm

That was cruel.

You get a desert full of sandworms. And did I mention you're in the middle of it?

I wish the wishes didn't get corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:52 am

They don't get corrupted... because they never get granted at all.

I wish I had more time with just me in the house.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Stretch_Dude » Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:04 am

Your house is encased in a force field. No one can get in or out, including yourself, and it blocks all TV and internet signals.

I wish all politicians were sane.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by Nidotamer » Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:48 am

The democracy and all the politicians are destroyed, replaced by dictatorships.

I wish I had net curtains.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Post by c_nordlander » Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:45 pm

Everyone is forced to install net curtains as a plague of malaria-infected mosquitos sweeps the globe.

I wish I had a tuna sandwich.
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